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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Caved.
We humans have so many cravings. They aren't addictions. Though you may want to think that way, I still feel, sex, sushi and pasta are a small price to pay for happiness. Well... at least I don't desire for fucking Louis Vuitton shit. My world is a better place.
I should quit Runescape.
I should quit Runescape.
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Monday, November 23, 2009
Dirty little slut
23 November. I was a dirty little slut. Cedric, Sunny and another man. My ass wins.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Fridaymorningnotasreep.
I definitely need a haircut after I BUTCHERED my hair because I anyhow go and use my beautiful handy dandy scissors and SNIP SNIP SNIP and ... whoa, I am effing cute. But later I found out from frenzz that I had a bald spot. I plan to remedy this.
And note: Buy concealer. Because I can't stand my pigmentated face. Is that even a word, "Pigmentated.." I see "PIG" and "MEN", you know, in the chauvinist sense.
Lady Gaga is the devil. Worship the devil. 666. Satanism is the music industry. Let yourself be a drone and fall inside the hypnosis of GAGA's GENERATION as you fall off the balcony a la Paparazzi and wake up with your senses deprived. Baphomet is your ruler and you shall respect Baphomet now and forever.
I have not turned evil. You listen to Lady Gaga. You, sir, ma'am, are the one being manipulated. Congratulations. You are one of Her minions. It's too late, no one can save you now.
RA-RA-A-A-A
ROMA-ROMAMA
GAGA-OOH-LALA
May the Lord have mercy on your damned souls.
And note: Buy concealer. Because I can't stand my pigmentated face. Is that even a word, "Pigmentated.." I see "PIG" and "MEN", you know, in the chauvinist sense.
Lady Gaga is the devil. Worship the devil. 666. Satanism is the music industry. Let yourself be a drone and fall inside the hypnosis of GAGA's GENERATION as you fall off the balcony a la Paparazzi and wake up with your senses deprived. Baphomet is your ruler and you shall respect Baphomet now and forever.
I have not turned evil. You listen to Lady Gaga. You, sir, ma'am, are the one being manipulated. Congratulations. You are one of Her minions. It's too late, no one can save you now.
RA-RA-A-A-A
ROMA-ROMAMA
GAGA-OOH-LALA
May the Lord have mercy on your damned souls.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Secretly.
I want to date again. Life is so boring. No job. No money. No life. No love. I don't like emo posts tbh, but I wanna get low and freaky with my (future?) boyfriend and just cuddle in the dark. No sex. Because urm, I'm not that type of person anymore.
Oh well. For now I have my Runescape. My one and only love.
*fucks Runescape in the ass*
OH YEAH. I'M GOING TO CUM~
Oh well. For now I have my Runescape. My one and only love.
*fucks Runescape in the ass*
OH YEAH. I'M GOING TO CUM~
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Indostrong
Indonesians surely know how to rock Twitter. Trending topics include #tepaklagutranslate (which I have no idea what it means.) More or less a song directly translated from English to Indonesian. For me? I said Fireflies. Which I translated as Lalat Api? Which is like a housefly fire, directly translated.
Act like I know only.
And also #Sepatuku, which I have no effing clue why SHOES could trend.
I love being Asian.
Act like I know only.
And also #Sepatuku, which I have no effing clue why SHOES could trend.
I love being Asian.
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Here here daffodilials.
Okay, I've seen this vlog thing. Charles Trippy journaling in the form of Youtube. For all the whole to see. And it's not like it's super interesting, but it's just very bravo. Because would anyone in Singapore be insane enough to talk in front of a camera ... self-filmed? People would think. "SIAO AH!"
But me, I do have thick skin. I sing and dance on the train to some extent but not till V****licious level. See I self-control. You know they do splits and scream like girls in the train? But you didn't hear it from me. You heard it from, uh... another witness.
I should try and do that. Something interesting. Nothing wacky. Nothing out of this world. Just something out of the box.
Right now I'm cooped up at home. Which is good. Because when I go out, I tend to spend. Heck, everyone tries to spend. Little items at convenience stores shout, "BUY ME!"
Buy you?
As long as they ain't chocolates.
2PM is really an incredible group. Change topic. LOL. I was just watching the 2PM Heartbeat and SHINee's Ring Ding Dong dance covers. Makes me wanna learn them, because I haven't learnt any new dance moves these few weeks. Maybe I'll practice my Abracadabra and Sign, my Brown Eyed Girls.
Did I mention I had a dream about them? I met them. And they spoke English. LOL. The dream was also filled with Runescape titbits so, meh.
Miryo is a fierce rapper. Yoobin got nothing on her, because her voice is like auntie, and Yoobin's is deep. So aunties win. Respect your noonas and unnies.
I've never really actively blogged about Korean stuff before. Well, I guess there is no turning back. What else can I talk about xia, I just sit in my room all day. The good news is, this ain't my mother's basement. Can't wait to dance and burn off my fats this week. Put ya hands up!
But me, I do have thick skin. I sing and dance on the train to some extent but not till V****licious level. See I self-control. You know they do splits and scream like girls in the train? But you didn't hear it from me. You heard it from, uh... another witness.
I should try and do that. Something interesting. Nothing wacky. Nothing out of this world. Just something out of the box.
Right now I'm cooped up at home. Which is good. Because when I go out, I tend to spend. Heck, everyone tries to spend. Little items at convenience stores shout, "BUY ME!"
Buy you?
As long as they ain't chocolates.
2PM is really an incredible group. Change topic. LOL. I was just watching the 2PM Heartbeat and SHINee's Ring Ding Dong dance covers. Makes me wanna learn them, because I haven't learnt any new dance moves these few weeks. Maybe I'll practice my Abracadabra and Sign, my Brown Eyed Girls.
Did I mention I had a dream about them? I met them. And they spoke English. LOL. The dream was also filled with Runescape titbits so, meh.
Miryo is a fierce rapper. Yoobin got nothing on her, because her voice is like auntie, and Yoobin's is deep. So aunties win. Respect your noonas and unnies.
I've never really actively blogged about Korean stuff before. Well, I guess there is no turning back. What else can I talk about xia, I just sit in my room all day. The good news is, this ain't my mother's basement. Can't wait to dance and burn off my fats this week. Put ya hands up!
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Hello world.
Hi people. No I'm not dead. And I'm blogging.
Yes, that's right. After so many days, weeks, months. I finally decided to pen down my thoughts, virtually of course. Twitter is an addictive website/device/creation. But no, I love to write nonsensical rubbish that I have plenty of space to rant about. So here I go, ranting ranting ranting. Random nonsense. Ah. The thrill.
So what's up?
Internship is well over and I'm glad. I wanna graduate in happiness please. But the worst part about being Year 4.
#1 ) EZ link card
EZ link card troubles. Unable to find my record in the database. Yeah. That's cause I'm a year late. Oh well. I'm still considered a student, whatever last days I have left...
#2 ) TP Library
Jumped the shark. We gotta tap our damn matric cards now? Mine had an error, not surprisingly. I'm an expired student, yet, I'm still a student. Even the librarian didn't know how to remedy this seemingly cocked problem.
That's rather fine. Birthday passed. Had so much fun with school mates, both from poly and 4E1 and of course my lovely fabuluzzz AJ friends. 20. How do I feel about that? Haha. More power to me.
I'm currently unemployed because once upon a time, during Deepavali I popped my knee and had it sprained. Was in extreme pain at work, and went home early. And till this day it hasn't healed. As a doctor, I prescribed myself eternal rest. So here I am at home, watching SurftheChannel, playing Runescape (w00t!), listening to iTunes, playing Bejeweled and Cafe World on Facebook.
What do I watch? Fuck Polo Boys or SG Idol, I could hardly give a shit.
In no particular order
Fuck one of my friends got 250K for Bejeweled. AHJUSSI. (acts aegyo)
My Korean vocab has expanded. I learnt more lyrics, and I also learnt what Japanese say during sex. The ... man-on-man ones. Ahh so hot la, can anot?
Girls' Generation - So Nyuh Shi Dae rocks my world. SHINee. Super Junior. Wonder Girls. Brown Eyed Girls. 2AM. 2PM. I heart Korea long time.
Gee! Sowoneul malhaebwa! GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY. Thanks Darrell and Caster and Idil and other friends who introduce me to all these songs and my baby fat sister for introducing me to AuditionSEA. Korean techno is the bomb. Wrongful meeting. Wahoo.
Shakira's new album is fantastic lol. Gotta get Leona's, Carrie's and wazzat. Saturday's.
Sitting alone at home playing games and not earning money is the ultimate lifestyle. And I don't get fat. Eat all day, sleep all day. Should I do something productive with my life? I bet a lot of NS guys who were waiting for amry [sp] slacked their lives off. I bet! So I'll be one of them.
I need money. But if I don't go out, of course don't need money. I'm so broke, that I'm sometimes afraid to venture out of the house. My student concession ended so I have to... GASP! Buy adult fare! The adultery!!!!
Anyway. Ahem.
Elmotional < --- new word I created yesterday
Learning Chocolate Love dance. By SNSD, the hottest Korean babes in the world. KIM TAEYEON! KIM HYOYEON! Would love to learn Ring Ding Dong (SHINee!) for fun because damn it looks damn fun luh, at a lack of better words.
Currently listening to Paramore's new album, brand new eyes.
Oh shit my blog has turned into one of those damn Korean-obsessive blogs. And the shitty part is, I'm not even a (fan)girl. And some Runescape players recognize SNSD.
I won't apologize for the content published here because it's not my fault that I'm stuck at home. SHINGZ. Resting rocks anyway. Joblessness rocks. I realize I am such a workaholic that I have no time to myself. Now I do. So I'm gonna catch up on ME time. A lot of us need that. Yet, there's that tinge of guilt that pinches me, asking me to get off my lazy butt and go do something.
But.
No.
I don't wanna think about my life. I just wanna sleep, be smelly and roll around my bedsheets until I have to go in the .... *gulp*.... amry. [sp]
Bring it on xial. I would be wearing specs (urgh!) and ... be botak (ok with that) .... be naked (very comfortable with this lol) ... and and and and.... be doing something with my life. Get some social interaction. Being cooped up sometimes is miserable. *sniff*
Thank God for communication devices like Twitter and Facebook for existing for giving me the "social interaction" that I need. Devices? Aiyah my lingo is so shingz now, whatever.
Yes, that's right. After so many days, weeks, months. I finally decided to pen down my thoughts, virtually of course. Twitter is an addictive website/device/creation. But no, I love to write nonsensical rubbish that I have plenty of space to rant about. So here I go, ranting ranting ranting. Random nonsense. Ah. The thrill.
So what's up?
Internship is well over and I'm glad. I wanna graduate in happiness please. But the worst part about being Year 4.
#1 ) EZ link card
EZ link card troubles. Unable to find my record in the database. Yeah. That's cause I'm a year late. Oh well. I'm still considered a student, whatever last days I have left...
#2 ) TP Library
Jumped the shark. We gotta tap our damn matric cards now? Mine had an error, not surprisingly. I'm an expired student, yet, I'm still a student. Even the librarian didn't know how to remedy this seemingly cocked problem.
That's rather fine. Birthday passed. Had so much fun with school mates, both from poly and 4E1 and of course my lovely fabuluzzz AJ friends. 20. How do I feel about that? Haha. More power to me.
And why am I so free?
I'm currently unemployed because once upon a time, during Deepavali I popped my knee and had it sprained. Was in extreme pain at work, and went home early. And till this day it hasn't healed. As a doctor, I prescribed myself eternal rest. So here I am at home, watching SurftheChannel, playing Runescape (w00t!), listening to iTunes, playing Bejeweled and Cafe World on Facebook.
What do I watch? Fuck Polo Boys or SG Idol, I could hardly give a shit.
In no particular order
- Amazing Race
- ANTM
- Desperate Housewives
- Glee (it rocks btw)
- Grey's Anatomy
- Project Runway
- Survivor
- Hell's Kitchen [ cbb nowadays lol; other things are nicer to watch ]
- and lately... Gossip Girl. Gasp.
Fuck one of my friends got 250K for Bejeweled. AHJUSSI. (acts aegyo)
My Korean vocab has expanded. I learnt more lyrics, and I also learnt what Japanese say during sex. The ... man-on-man ones. Ahh so hot la, can anot?
Girls' Generation - So Nyuh Shi Dae rocks my world. SHINee. Super Junior. Wonder Girls. Brown Eyed Girls. 2AM. 2PM. I heart Korea long time.
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~~~~~~~ below is Korean poo ~~~~~~~
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Gee! Sowoneul malhaebwa! GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY. Thanks Darrell and Caster and Idil and other friends who introduce me to all these songs and my baby fat sister for introducing me to AuditionSEA. Korean techno is the bomb. Wrongful meeting. Wahoo.
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Shakira's new album is fantastic lol. Gotta get Leona's, Carrie's and wazzat. Saturday's.
Sitting alone at home playing games and not earning money is the ultimate lifestyle. And I don't get fat. Eat all day, sleep all day. Should I do something productive with my life? I bet a lot of NS guys who were waiting for amry [sp] slacked their lives off. I bet! So I'll be one of them.
I need money. But if I don't go out, of course don't need money. I'm so broke, that I'm sometimes afraid to venture out of the house. My student concession ended so I have to... GASP! Buy adult fare! The adultery!!!!
Anyway. Ahem.
Elmotional < --- new word I created yesterday
Learning Chocolate Love dance. By SNSD, the hottest Korean babes in the world. KIM TAEYEON! KIM HYOYEON! Would love to learn Ring Ding Dong (SHINee!) for fun because damn it looks damn fun luh, at a lack of better words.
Currently listening to Paramore's new album, brand new eyes.
Oh shit my blog has turned into one of those damn Korean-obsessive blogs. And the shitty part is, I'm not even a (fan)girl. And some Runescape players recognize SNSD.
I won't apologize for the content published here because it's not my fault that I'm stuck at home. SHINGZ. Resting rocks anyway. Joblessness rocks. I realize I am such a workaholic that I have no time to myself. Now I do. So I'm gonna catch up on ME time. A lot of us need that. Yet, there's that tinge of guilt that pinches me, asking me to get off my lazy butt and go do something.
But.
No.
I don't wanna think about my life. I just wanna sleep, be smelly and roll around my bedsheets until I have to go in the .... *gulp*.... amry. [sp]
Bring it on xial. I would be wearing specs (urgh!) and ... be botak (ok with that) .... be naked (very comfortable with this lol) ... and and and and.... be doing something with my life. Get some social interaction. Being cooped up sometimes is miserable. *sniff*
Thank God for communication devices like Twitter and Facebook for existing for giving me the "social interaction" that I need. Devices? Aiyah my lingo is so shingz now, whatever.
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It's all about.. me!
I'm the son of my Dad and Madonna.
20, and I love my girls curvy and blonde.
The first and only virgin besides Mary.
Will model for your blogskin F.O.C ;)
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